So I decided to do my first Champagne review. What follows are my tasting notes:
Listen. Listen to me! Okay. I need to tell you something. I love it. No, seriously, I love it so much. It’s the best Champagne, y’know? You know what I mean??? It’s the best!!! It’s just me, and Pol Roger, versus the world. And you wanna know something? You wanna know something? We’re going to be okay. Okay? Y’know? I love it.
Then the room began spinning. Then blackness.
And there you have it. Pol Roger Reserve: It’s was best. No, seriously, I loved it.